Think Outside the Pun: Cruise Control

I just simply wanted to state the using cruise control on the highway was meant for driving conditions in the 70s, not today. It is lazy driving and the option should be taken off cars. Anyone that uses it needs checked for brain herpes.

That is all.

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Cruise Control

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